unkhs:

I used to be like “I wonder what would happen if I set this thing on fire” and since then I’ve learned that more often than not the answer is “it’ll be on fire”

(Source: bauks, via sunnyjugs)

pissedachios:

pissedachios:

What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed?

oh sheet

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guccimaneuver:

(Source: vinebox, via arcay9)

Reblog if today is not your birthday.

ohshitsomeone:

themockingjayd12:

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Merry Unbirthday, to you all!

Happy Unbirthday dear Tumblr nation

It’s my dad’s but it’s not mine

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meadowkitten:

ok apparently if a duckling imprints on a human and doesn’t meet other ducklings he ends up believing he’s a human too. that’s unbelievable. what if im just a duckling with an overactive imagination. what if im just a sleeping duckling and this is all a dream

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moofrog:

blackbanshee:

mugino:

LIKE TWO MONTHS AGO I WENT THROUGH A PHASE WHERE I WATCHED TIHS VIDEO AT LEAST 5 TIMES A DAY FOR REAL

this is never not funny

IT’S BAAACK

(Source: nagisakaworu, via zaravyn)

castiel-nerd-angel:

I’m laughing way too hard

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The entire plot of Lord of the Rings: "Put that thing back where it came from or so help me."

the-art-of-fangirling:

what a girl wants…according to tumblr

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