nishlo:

tukut:

ur mom hands u a glass of orange juice. u take a sip. its not orange juice. its stirred egg yolks. u spit them all out. u ask ur mom why. she turns around. its not ur mom. its me. ur mom is gone. im ur mother now

these old spice commercials have been getting really crazy lately 

(via sunnyjugs)

wailtothethief:

radgreymon:

pumpkins age like white people

JESUS FUCK I AM IN A CLASS AND I’M TRYING NOT TO LAUGH

wailtothethief:

radgreymon:

pumpkins age like white people

JESUS FUCK I AM IN A CLASS AND I’M TRYING NOT TO LAUGH

(Source: patonki, via nerdjpg)

mintq:

trihpy:

I NO LONGER wish to LIVE this life. I will be DEAD when you find this. Goodbye

I only just noticed it says “I LOVE U MORE” under Goodbye. At least I think it does. 

mintq:

trihpy:

I NO LONGER wish to LIVE this life. I will be DEAD when you find this. Goodbye

I only just noticed it says “I LOVE U MORE” under Goodbye. At least I think it does. 

(Source: every-at0m-of-me, via too-late-little-bird)

clint-you-dummy:

pluvialcity:

But seriously is there even a single actor in the MCU who doesn’t have the most 

ridiculously

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tragic

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adorable

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comically oversized

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overwrought

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puppy dog eyes in the damn universe?

(well, except Clint)

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Awww I dunno. I present to you this:

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(via superlockedphan)

outofcontextdnd:

"No you can’t name your weapon shop ‘Bloodbath and Beyond’."

(via amovible)

I FIGURED OUT THE ONE THING THE SUPERNATURAL FANDOM DOESN’T HAVE A GIF FOR

nerds-are-cool:

anigrrrl2:

innernerd1:

iniquitysoneoftheperks:

cardiffwaless:

THEIR OTP KISSING

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GO TO YOUR ROOM!

That is a low blow. Ouch.

then it’s a good thing we have talented editors

(via superlockedphan)

While having an argument with a “friend” about whether or not I led him on by being on a dating site and talking to a few people, just talking, my daughter came and told me that my skin looks like unicorns and princesses.

conchitawurst:

neptunain:

we need better sex ed because I know a girl who thought that the female orgasm always involved squirting so she fakes by peeing on guys and this needs to stop

Let her continue

(via igottabutt)

heterophobicgoat:

stupidandreckless:

NOOOO NO NO NONO FUCK FUCK  FUCKIG CBS IS TELLING WOMEN NOT TO REPORT SEXUAL HARASSMENT BECAUSE IT WILL “DAMAGE THEIR CAREERS” and “HARASSMENT IS AN UNFORTUNATE PART OF CLIMBING THE LADDER” I AM SO ANGRY THEY ARE LITERALLY TURNING SEXUAL HARASSMENT INTO A NORM THIS IS NOT OKAY

This is an actual article and I’m still having a hard time believing it’s real.

(via sixpenceee)

xfried-squidx:

ask-the-multishipper:

krowchan:

waitinghopingliving:

prettypanda117:

riordam:

actuallydemoncastiel:

travelaroundmythoughts:

wild-is-the-way:

rockgaara:

better-humans:

uh
uh

How did you know about legs!? HOW!!??

how… how is this fucking possible…

omg. no you didn’t. omg

DO I HAVE TO REBLOG TWICE BECAUSE I AM DOING BOTH?!

I WAS ITCHING MY FACE

Should I…..should I wave or…

I’m currently looking around my room for the hidden camera cuz DAMN. The legs!

holy crap BOTH

just the legs

BOTH wtf

xfried-squidx:

ask-the-multishipper:

krowchan:

waitinghopingliving:

prettypanda117:

riordam:

actuallydemoncastiel:

travelaroundmythoughts:

wild-is-the-way:

rockgaara:

better-humans:

uh

uh

How did you know about legs!? HOW!!??

how… how is this fucking possible…

omg. no you didn’t. omg

DO I HAVE TO REBLOG TWICE BECAUSE I AM DOING BOTH?!

I WAS ITCHING MY FACE

Should I…..should I wave or…

I’m currently looking around my room for the hidden camera cuz DAMN. The legs!

holy crap BOTH

just the legs

BOTH wtf

(Source: goldxblooded, via hermionegrangerstardis)